I am not a witch, I’m Shoq
Note: This post was written at a time I was defending someone I should not have defended. I must own the content, but I do wish to point out that the people contained herein have been misrepresented by me. I sincerely apologize to each of them, because they did not deserve my hurtful words.
I mean, just…seriously?! You’re starting this dumb shit again that I don’t actually exist and I’m just a Shoq sock account? Do you EVER fucking learn?
This bullfuckery is just comical. When all else fails, just start spreading the rumor I’m not a real person, eh? I hope you’ve got some kickass evidence to back up your asshattedness. I really didn’t think you could make yourself look even more stupid than you already do…congratulations, I guess.
Now run along and protect your tweets, you fucking coward.